Well this is a picture of me now but who am I? MMMM!! let me tell you a story! Sitting Comfortably, then I shall begin!
Once Upon a time (have you noticed all good stories start that way), there was a very young couple who met and fell in love, Pardon! What was that How? Well Susan Collins was a saturday girl in a local newsagents, Terrence Light was the paper boy, and to cut along story short, Susan caught Terry pinching a chocolate bar! So to stop her dobbing him into the boss, he charmed her off her feet! Such a stylish couple. My MUM & DAD.
Not long later they had a baby boy and then I was born in Plymouth Devon in the year 1970. I was born on the day England got knocked out of the football world cup by Brazil, a fact my dad never, ever let me forget, obviously it was my fault.